butchyisrandom:

lonely-sombrero:

I CAN TOUCH YOU NOW EHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEE

“My father will hear about this!”

“Why would Sally sell seashells down by the seashore? I mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.” 

This is what I keep telling everyone. ..tho I tend to go with the example of acid rain as a means to kill us off.

big-bang-theory:

kimmchid:

Leonard: Hey. (Turns around and sees Sheldon on the couch with five cats)

Leonard: Oh, no.

Sheldon:Robert Oppenheimer was lonely.

Leonard: So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?

Sheldon: Yes. This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, Edward Teller, Otto Frisch, and Zazzles.

Leonard: …Zazzles?

Sheldon: I was going to name him Herman von Helmholtz, but he’s so… zazzy.

— The Big Bang Theory, 4x03 “The Zazzy Substitution”

 INSTA-REBLOG ♥

chaoticsteven:

The Hangover 2 this is gonna be as funny as the first one i cant wait :] these guys are hilarious

Rebecca Black on “Good Morning America” …first time she’s actually responded since the video came out.